"The Wonderful Things That Happen to Me Because of Who I Am"
Once, this guy beat the shit out of me because I’m fat and ugly. He said ugly people should only be around to go through pain, because pretty people hate when ugly people have things going good for them.
"The Little Fuckers"
We were by no means taking this shit lightly. I rassled with her daily, and every time she hurt herself I got sympathy pains.
My wife and I were kick-ass archeologists. Found all kinds of old, important shit out in the jungle, dealing with dangerous natives, applying for grants.
"I Told This Story to My Friend Hudson
There was what I saw years after any of this. They got him. I remember when they brought him in. The man was a deformed man with a lot of face.